THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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