She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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