Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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