We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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