Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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