I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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