I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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