She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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