I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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