it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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