on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
