it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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