i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
where are my eyebrows?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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