I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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