Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
