at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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