I saw his package. It spoke to me.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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