Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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