I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
that is very illegal...i love you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
