I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
