just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
