If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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