I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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