Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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