Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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