Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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