Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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