We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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