ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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