WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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