hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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