did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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