Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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