i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
