airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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