There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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