It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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