Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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