I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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