Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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