i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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