But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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