Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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