ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Screwed.edu
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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