it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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