talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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