But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Never underestimate the power of titties
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