I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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