can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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