bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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